You know, those spots of pee left behind right in front of the toilet for you to step in later.
Apparently pee is damaging to her floors so when she has parties, she patrols the bathroom for mop up detail. She ended by saying that she could tell us which men have the most caustic pee.
Ha ha! We all laughed in commiseration.
Another woman pipes up with, "My husband sits down to pee!"
After thinking, "and wouldn't he be thrilled to know you are telling us all this tidbit?" i let her statement sink in.
I didn't know a man could do that! I mean, i just never even considered it. I got an amusing mental image though.
I mentioned this (somewhat hopefully i admit) to my husband when i got home. He laughed at me and said, "in your dreams!"