tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post772972405990106560..comments2023-12-16T22:38:40.273-08:00Comments on .: Stinky and sillymenohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18065283682414369608noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-26049837840638369652008-01-16T21:43:00.000-08:002008-01-16T21:43:00.000-08:00I get all those penis enlargement ads too, even th...I get all those penis enlargement ads too, even though my name is Susan which is not by any stretch a unisex name unless you're in a Johnny Cash song.<BR/><BR/>I think you should send the body scrub to Furious Balls.heartinsanfranciscohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07535397382991383931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-35107337338868363922008-01-16T15:16:00.000-08:002008-01-16T15:16:00.000-08:00I LOVE the promotion tag. targeting soldiers i gue...I LOVE the promotion tag. targeting soldiers i guess.<BR/><BR/>fruit salad, yummy yummy. how sad is it when I hear that term now I sing the Wiggles song. :eek:<BR/><BR/>scrub is to be used when needed and in stead of wash. like after a good sunburn and the skin is peeling off.Mermaid Melaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02726231529791645694noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-79656351238211992482008-01-14T21:09:00.000-08:002008-01-14T21:09:00.000-08:00Don't know. I'm allergic to scents and could not ...Don't know. I'm allergic to scents and could not tolerate anyody smelling like mango fruit salad. <BR/><BR/>Originally, these scents were developed to hide the fact that the wearer did not bathe very often, if ever.<BR/><BR/>Get over it people. We all can, and should bathe often. Please do not wear scents or I will have to puke on your shoes just before I go into respiratory arrest.<BR/><BR/>Take a bath and quit wearing smelly stupid crap to cover up your own clean smell.<BR/><BR/>Thank youAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-65298188836387797922008-01-14T17:19:00.000-08:002008-01-14T17:19:00.000-08:00no way man, I'm no hippie. Just because I like, l...no way man, I'm no hippie. Just because I like, like some stuff and stuff...Lynneahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08255266354171825474noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-51400249818728523462008-01-14T12:41:00.000-08:002008-01-14T12:41:00.000-08:00I'd just like to know what the hell you're suppose...I'd just like to know what the hell you're supposed to do with Body BUTTER!? Slide it on an jump in the hottub? Reminds me of my Crisco party days back in college.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-16662278278936596652008-01-14T12:11:00.000-08:002008-01-14T12:11:00.000-08:00Yup, as has been said before: wash then scrub then...Yup, as has been said before: wash then scrub then moisturise. I'm trying to build that into my routine and my skin is so much softer since I started. I've actually found an Elle McPherson scrub that cleans as well if you're short of time. Bargain!<BR/><BR/>For some reason I never get interesting spam - except at work where the firewall stops it and all I get is a message saying it's been blocked. Sometimes the titles are amusing though.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-24152642071858987362008-01-14T07:33:00.000-08:002008-01-14T07:33:00.000-08:00Scrub, gel, wash, rinse, wring, dry, done.I'd only...Scrub, gel, wash, rinse, wring, dry, done.<BR/><BR/>I'd only promote to a 5 star general!Lynnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12994258976391146989noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-47784133173551216912008-01-13T19:36:00.000-08:002008-01-13T19:36:00.000-08:00I always save my body scrub gifts for the next nak...I always save my body scrub gifts for the next naked lady party or some such.Wayfarer Scientistahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07996334636311497271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-80013547512052104032008-01-13T16:24:00.000-08:002008-01-13T16:24:00.000-08:00Dirty spammers. The penis-enlargement ones enver b...Dirty spammers. The penis-enlargement ones enver bothered me so much as the ones that sounded like the beginning of a story.<BR/><BR/>"Sarah and Nolan rode away after the fire, in search of the promised..." Then, nada. WTF, spammers? I tried collecting them for a while, to see if it formed a cohesive story, but alas, it did not.Princess in Galosheshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08815709655445815674noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-25774129313665264472008-01-13T15:58:00.000-08:002008-01-13T15:58:00.000-08:00I would think you would use the Body Scrub on sele...I would think you would use the Body Scrub on selected places, like knees and elbows or places where you need attention (never your "hoo-ha"). It drives me nuts that so many lotions and potions smell good enough to eat now days. <BR/><BR/>Which brings me to ....I am real happy with my Love Colonel!)luckyzmomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04176703683321469118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-20202589114756957472008-01-13T12:18:00.000-08:002008-01-13T12:18:00.000-08:00I use plain old regular Irish Spring soap more oft...I use plain old regular Irish Spring soap more often than not. Unlike the promise of the commercials, however, it does not attract scads of lovely red-headed Irishwomen to me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-68480447931646824692008-01-13T12:04:00.000-08:002008-01-13T12:04:00.000-08:00I have honey scrub my back with the body scrub..I have honey scrub my back with the body scrub..TTQhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09888187290526881563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-6995610049499377592008-01-13T09:09:00.000-08:002008-01-13T09:09:00.000-08:00What I want to know is what the hell gives these s...What I want to know is what the hell gives these spammers the idea I HAVE a penis... idiots I say!<BR/><BR/>I love the scrubs but my skin is to fair to use them...It turns as red as my hair lol.Cheesyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02099545260198846488noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-68808025607167261302008-01-13T08:31:00.000-08:002008-01-13T08:31:00.000-08:00Thanks for the laugh this morning and I love that ...Thanks for the laugh this morning and I love that line "Promote your Love Private to a Love General".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-91247667158664585222008-01-13T08:30:00.000-08:002008-01-13T08:30:00.000-08:00I'm completely out of my league here...perhaps ser...I'm completely out of my league here...perhaps serving with English muffins the next time you have your mom over for brunch?<BR/><BR/>Or just send it to furiousBall...ms chicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11281861496244331321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-89004033875876371542008-01-13T08:26:00.000-08:002008-01-13T08:26:00.000-08:00maddy, wow, that sound like i not only have to cle...maddy, wow, that sound like i not only have to clean myself, but the bathtub too. That's a lot of work, plus i don't have a handy bathtub.<BR/><BR/>stucco, i think of them as haiku! Maybe you need to have another contest focusing on erotic spam haiku.<BR/><BR/>maggie, you ARE a hippie! This is the proof.<BR/><BR/>liv, if i were a guy, i might be a little hesitant to unleash a dragon in my pants! Love the term.<BR/><BR/>fiwa, it's the salt scrub kind with oil, so after wash it is.<BR/><BR/>etk, i glance through my spam just to make sure some real mail didn't slip through. Sometimes it's pretty funny.<BR/><BR/>furious, that might help get those wrinkles out.<BR/><BR/>sari, i mostly do too, but these were a gift.<BR/><BR/>tt, coward! :)<BR/><BR/>alli, it really strong though. If i use it all over you can smell me across the room.<BR/><BR/>my pool, i get those too, but they don't amuse me as much as offers to enlarge my penis do.<BR/><BR/>flutter, i know, that is quite the process. Ha ha! I bet that whoever wrote that is not a native English speaker.<BR/><BR/>amusing, your mind wandered to.....what? wrinkle beast. Ha ha. I'm so using that.<BR/><BR/>sparklies, thank you for that! That sounds like a routine i can accomplish.<BR/><BR/>qt, i'm writing this down "no scrub in hoo-ha" Sounds like it would be painful.<BR/><BR/>susanne, i will try and use this scrub up quickly, so that it doesn't make me feel guilty every time i see it.menohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18065283682414369608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-18593868212145918132008-01-13T08:05:00.000-08:002008-01-13T08:05:00.000-08:00Well, I've had some body scrub around for five yea...Well, I've had some body scrub around for five years. Unused, I might add, so I'm no authority on this one.<BR/><BR/>And why is everything smelling like mangoes these days? I got a new hand lotion that smells like fruit salad, and you can tell that there is some unpleasant smell lingering underneath that. I suspect shea butter. Really. I'd rather smell like shea butter alone.<BR/><BR/>I've had an offer get enlarged by 150 percent or some such. Well, 150 percent of nothing is still nothing...Susannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14220769941216066968noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-27540871710577145632008-01-13T06:46:00.000-08:002008-01-13T06:46:00.000-08:00I second all people who say wash yourself first (u...I second all people who say wash yourself first (umm, you shouldn't be putting scrubs in your hoo-ha) then scrub and rinse, followed by moisturizer of some kind. I am not religious about the scrub, tho I always seem to have some around.<BR/><BR/>I'm loving all the subject headings for spam! My favorite is: Is that a male or a female? I could not tell. Can you?QThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15544956727530046973noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-52754054224775014612008-01-13T06:29:00.000-08:002008-01-13T06:29:00.000-08:00If there is one thing I know about it's how to use...If there is one thing I know about it's how to use bath and body products. I used to sell them so I actually had to take classes. Fun! <BR/><BR/>Anyway you wash with body wash or soap first and then use the scrub (You might want to get a bath mit. It aids the exfoliation process and helps use less product.) Then use lotion after the shower. You'll want to use the scrub every other day during the winter and two or three times in the summer. <BR/><BR/>Hope I helped. :)Lost In Splendorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12266591436382422920noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-70707725862385021882008-01-12T22:46:00.000-08:002008-01-12T22:46:00.000-08:00I saw that header and had a different thought abou...I saw that header and had a different thought about what you meant ---<BR/><BR/>but I will add that the Jerrster recently introduced me to the term "wrinkle beast" -- though perhaps if one used body scrub on it and then moisturized carefully afterward, one might be able to reduce the wrinkling....amusinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03347183179627696626noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-74362948767320341132008-01-12T21:20:00.000-08:002008-01-12T21:20:00.000-08:00Maddy has quite the routine down. I thought I was ...Maddy has quite the routine down. I thought I was all girly but I relinquish my crown.<BR/><BR/>I am kind of fond of a penis growth pill that "guarantees the screaming when humping of the love cave"<BR/><BR/>oh yeah baby, bring it.flutterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11828689769747130419noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-62305124538449460372008-01-12T20:25:00.000-08:002008-01-12T20:25:00.000-08:00I wash, then scrub then lotion. This time of year ...I wash, then scrub then lotion. This time of year I oil then lotion. Its dry here. <BR/><BR/>Funny spam. I just get religious bankers wanting my money. I think I'd prefer penis talk.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-65404703457440873212008-01-12T19:59:00.000-08:002008-01-12T19:59:00.000-08:00LOVE the satsuma!! It's my fav from the Body Shop!...LOVE the satsuma!! It's my fav from the Body Shop!!!<BR/><BR/>Yes, srub instead of bath gel, but I prefer the bath gel. Sometimes the scrub is too harsh.<BR/><BR/>I am sure the kitties would LOVE it. HAHA!Allison Hornerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07706754318123107871noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-13105839339174602362008-01-12T19:44:00.000-08:002008-01-12T19:44:00.000-08:00body butter, fruit salad, wash dishes,wash cats,ma...body butter, fruit salad, wash dishes,wash cats,make my girlfriend scream,enlarge my male part............Too much to process ..........tthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14157492410943794052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-4485491722002367762008-01-12T19:08:00.000-08:002008-01-12T19:08:00.000-08:00lately i'm finding i prefer soaps with no scent at...lately i'm finding i prefer soaps with no scent at all.sarihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16144333694009700155noreply@blogger.com