tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post7991020753599643590..comments2023-12-16T22:38:40.273-08:00Comments on .: In which i complainmenohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18065283682414369608noreply@blogger.comBlogger45125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-48689829341509018322007-07-11T19:19:00.000-07:002007-07-11T19:19:00.000-07:00em, 1.COMPLETELY! douche bag! 2. You can tell for ...em, 1.COMPLETELY! douche bag! 2. You can tell for sure by checking the pubes, if you are that brave. 3. me too! We are going hiking this weekend and i hate to leave him behind. 4. Let me know...<BR/><BR/>u-u, 1. that is so sweet of you. That's my strategy too, but the Mister has some pride thing about it. Whatever. 2. Any of the blue-pink range has got to go. 3. It would do the job. 4. Ha ha ha. I never heard that! Thanks.<BR/><BR/>orange, i think moving them to a home is a fine idea. That sight sounds like a horror. Did you do her the favor of telling her? No? Arm crossing is a sure sign of a chill.<BR/><BR/>rachel, you could have some fun with it. Make them look right one day and left the next. Love your graphic.menohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18065283682414369608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-7388808607217407802007-07-11T17:24:00.000-07:002007-07-11T17:24:00.000-07:00lol...I am often that woman! It sucks. I try har...lol...I am often that woman! It sucks. I try hard to align my nipples properly, but as I move around my boobs sometimes readjust themselves without my realizing it.<BR/><BR/>I appologize on behalf of all large-breasted cross-nip's everywhere.(. )( *)Rachelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11314429932343190739noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-90613368736592811082007-07-11T15:30:00.000-07:002007-07-11T15:30:00.000-07:00I love old ladies with cotton-candy hair—the kind ...I love old ladies with cotton-candy hair—the kind that looks apricot or lavender. Of course, they have to be strangers. If an old woman was related to me and went for pastel hair, I'd have to have her moved to a home.<BR/><BR/>I recently saw a woman in khaki capris so tight, the cellulite bumpiness cast shadows on her ass and thighs. I'm terribly afraid that the fabric wasn't a knit, that her pants were just <I>that</I> tight.<BR/><BR/>I usually don't wear lined bras, and I don't always tend to alignment issues. (I should, huh?) At least I cross my arms when I'm cold.Orangehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12433254398377357737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-51577331239738176532007-07-11T14:01:00.000-07:002007-07-11T14:01:00.000-07:001. we help the environment by never washing the ca...1. we help the environment by never washing the car<BR/>2. blue hair and pink hair on those same senior citizens should be outlawed as well.<BR/>3. we use it when we are investigating bumps in the night- to beat the crap out of intruders<BR/>4. we call this smuggling raisins.urban-urchinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18001320142893492171noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-68292130603416560712007-07-11T11:39:00.000-07:002007-07-11T11:39:00.000-07:001. the soap thing is a completely a**hole move. Th...1. the soap thing is a completely a**hole move. They should be whipped.<BR/>2. You mean that color isn't natural??<BR/>3. Glad he survived.<BR/>4. Once I stop laughing I might have some less-than-witty comment for this too.Emhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14063254538593495040noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-58967891802202462672007-07-11T10:15:00.000-07:002007-07-11T10:15:00.000-07:00mrs.chili, i think it's unkind of you to laugh whe...mrs.chili, i think it's unkind of you to laugh when i was traumatized by the sight!<BR/><BR/>janice, since i discovered those bras, i never have to stop to re-align, or worry of i am advertising my nipples to the world. They are just so friendly that they want to come out and play. :)<BR/><BR/>biscotto, why not? men reach in to adjust themselves all the time. Go for it. The inside of your car is filthy because you wouldn't dream of throwing any litter out the window. How's that?<BR/><BR/>flutter, we could stage a bra intervention!<BR/><BR/>joan, happy to provide you with a visual to help you enjoy your day. :)<BR/><BR/>airam, what CAN they be thinking? Really?<BR/><BR/>stucco, i was expecting you to offer your services as an manual aligner. It's a win/win.<BR/><BR/>jen, sometimes i wish i didn't notice this stuff. And a pox upon the soaper.menohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18065283682414369608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-46517444550642215122007-07-11T09:46:00.000-07:002007-07-11T09:46:00.000-07:00meno, the nonstop observer to the world.i so don't...meno, the nonstop observer to the world.<BR/><BR/>i so don't understand washing a car into the lake.Girlplustwohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07056576921114387218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-30056827500744586872007-07-10T21:22:00.000-07:002007-07-10T21:22:00.000-07:00You know- there is a potential business model ther...You know- there is a potential business model there. An alignment station where women can get precision adjustments with laser levels and protractors and stuff. That way these unfortunate ladies won't drift to the right or left when they leave.Stuccohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11486166896422212439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-92041318865923552032007-07-10T20:15:00.000-07:002007-07-10T20:15:00.000-07:00I could not stop laughing at these!!And I've seen ...I could not stop laughing at these!!<BR/><BR/>And I've seen 80 year olds with PURPLE hair!!! As if that's natural!Airamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06193964394693579433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-62440902107177258252007-07-10T20:01:00.000-07:002007-07-10T20:01:00.000-07:00Oh great...now I can't get that image from #4 out ...Oh great...now I can't get that image from #4 out of my mind. Oh...and having done that flashlight dropping thing myself, I sure hope The Mister's toe recovers nicely.Joanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05589769742639537861noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-71611839446642469772007-07-10T19:49:00.000-07:002007-07-10T19:49:00.000-07:00Re: Big boobie nipplage going willy nilly...I thou...Re: Big boobie nipplage going willy nilly...<BR/><BR/>I thought I was the only one who noticed!!! Or the ones who wear a bra that is too small and they fall out from the middle treating us all to the dreaded quadra-boob? OY!!flutterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11828689769747130419noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-23458691599258411202007-07-10T19:04:00.000-07:002007-07-10T19:04:00.000-07:00I'll keep my headlights line if you don't mind if ...I'll keep my headlights line if you don't mind if I reach in to adjust them from time to time. <BR/><BR/>As for washing cars, if you have to own a car, you shouldn't wash it. <BR/><BR/>Now if only I could come up with a politically correct reason for the inside of my car to be dirty...Biscottohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18147863937186806344noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-63077765042307237622007-07-10T17:40:00.000-07:002007-07-10T17:40:00.000-07:00I try to keep my headlights aligned but sometimes ...I try to keep my headlights aligned but sometimes they have a mind of their own. LOL. My friend and I were just discussing this and I told her I need some of those formed bars with a thin layer so I don't broadcast the fact I am cold or that my headlights are not the exact same size.Crazed Nitwithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09433413927453925851noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-47834755555801447832007-07-10T16:18:00.000-07:002007-07-10T16:18:00.000-07:00Eeek - for ALL of them (but especially the flashli...Eeek - for ALL of them (but especially the flashlight on the toe - those things can be used as weapons, you know - there's a reason they're that heavy). I'm still laughing about the cross-eyed NERTS. That's pretty funny (but only if it's not you...)Mrs. Chilihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09814787474739856911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-60122772952505872752007-07-10T14:54:00.000-07:002007-07-10T14:54:00.000-07:00lynn, married to men with comb-overs. ha ha good o...lynn, married to men with comb-overs. ha ha good one! Although my dad doesn't have a comb over. Be glad that you don't have this issue with the headlights.<BR/><BR/>capacious, and to have it captured on live TV like that. OMG! The Mister is keeping well away from coffee tables and other things that like to leap out at him.<BR/><BR/>lucia, the sad fact about me, is that i AM snarky. I admit it. Except for the pinhead with the soap, who deserves it.<BR/><BR/>platypus, it hadn't really occurred to me until i saw this sight...it was coming towards me...they were cross-eyed. Auugghh.<BR/><BR/>brookem, you are too laughing at me! I need to do a fashion intervention with my mom.<BR/><BR/>tink, do you see your future in those clowns??? Huh? Do you?<BR/><BR/>chani, WHITE polyester pants so that we can see every dimple and ripple. *shudder* I'll shoot them for you.<BR/><BR/>bad mother. don't you just want to go up to them and ask them if they own a mirror?<BR/><BR/>princess, let me guess, she won't listen to a thing you say about it and keeps telling you how pretty you would be with just a smidge of blue eye shadow.<BR/><BR/>qt, i know! Lined bras are where it's at baby. I hope a whole flock of geese (they have big poop) shat upon the car.<BR/><BR/>moi, i imagine not, not with that amount of foam. Jerk! I guess the old ladies' motto is now "When i am old, i shall wear purple hair."<BR/><BR/>maggie, an attempted escape! i'm still laughing! Start saving for therapy for your son now.<BR/><BR/>sari, i like that theory.<BR/><BR/>nancy, all the better to fit into that wicked witch of the west persona.<BR/><BR/>patches, Did you learn any new swear words from the Mister? i'm keeping my blinders on at the airport.<BR/><BR/>ms.chica, Hissing in sympathy. Who knew that we need to wear steel-toed shoes at all times?menohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18065283682414369608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-49099082205001290492007-07-10T14:28:00.000-07:002007-07-10T14:28:00.000-07:00Condolences to the Mister. I had a similar experie...Condolences to the Mister. I had a similar experience involving a bench vice, and an 18 volt drill, but apparently I'm a faster dancer. No you really don't want to know. And yes, I was completely sober.ms chicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11281861496244331321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-959248862030464202007-07-10T14:24:00.000-07:002007-07-10T14:24:00.000-07:00Oh what a list. Do I have to pick just one?#1 Yup....Oh what a list. Do I have to pick just one?<BR/><BR/>#1 Yup. #2 Double yup. #3 I thought I heard repetitive swearing beyond my zip code. #4 Just wait until you got to the airport later this month. I'm just sayin'jadedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12326141253899975708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-33424688934882823182007-07-10T14:05:00.000-07:002007-07-10T14:05:00.000-07:00*snort* Still laughing at your post and Maggie's ...*snort* Still laughing at your post and Maggie's response.<BR/><BR/>The GM dies her over-permed hair jet black. She's 85. She has about 6 matching wigs as well. It's soooo gross. And she delights in telling D she wishes she had his curly hair, just WAITING for someone to take the bait.Nancy Dancehallhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14169976337329559458noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-47329563351753967412007-07-10T13:59:00.000-07:002007-07-10T13:59:00.000-07:00Snarky is necessary - if you don't get it out, you...Snarky is necessary - if you don't get it out, you'll explode.sarihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16144333694009700155noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-27871702965640112112007-07-10T13:21:00.000-07:002007-07-10T13:21:00.000-07:00This reminded me of the time I was wearing a bra i...This reminded me of the time I was wearing a bra in which I hadn't noticed that I had somewhat recently outgrown and while out and about with my son B, one of my guys popped right out for a peek. My son looked down at his feet and said, "Mom, Mom, put it back in." I was confused, looked down toward his feet and on the way down saw the problem. Quickly reinserted Mr. Escapee and off we went, two red-faced Moss people shopping at Walmart. Poor scarred kid.Lynneahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08255266354171825474noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-46078836562612381262007-07-10T13:17:00.000-07:002007-07-10T13:17:00.000-07:00And I don't imagine your neighbour used bio-friend...And I don't imagine your neighbour used bio-friendly soap either, eh? I can't stand when people wash their hair with regular shampoo in a lake.<BR/><BR/>It used to be the Blue rinse crowd that was older ladies' claim to fame!<BR/><BR/>Hope the Mr.'s toe is on the mend.Mother of Inventionhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03797365678860039018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-64069298746784620112007-07-10T12:03:00.000-07:002007-07-10T12:03:00.000-07:00OMG - I had to laugh at this. Why oh why do people...OMG - I had to laugh at this. Why oh why do people not wear lined bras? Jesus.<BR/><BR/>As for your neighbor, I hope a bird pooped on their car the second they pulled out of the driveway...then they can drive to the carwash!<BR/><BR/>Hope the toe gets better soon.QThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15544956727530046973noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-10725535987543590432007-07-10T11:54:00.000-07:002007-07-10T11:54:00.000-07:00My mom (in her mid-60)s still dyes her hair light ...My mom (in her mid-60)s still dyes her hair light red. It fools people even less.<BR/><BR/>Plus, the requisite blue eyeshadow and red lipstick (there are no other colors in her world) are just the bow on the package.<BR/><BR/>Poor mom. I don't think she'll ever change.Princess in Galosheshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08815709655445815674noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-49770392252359859732007-07-10T11:26:00.000-07:002007-07-10T11:26:00.000-07:00Black hair dye, and RED hair dye that turns that w...Black hair dye, and RED hair dye that turns that weird shade of pinky-orange on white hair.Her Bad Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03535958887714152413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-9292778505989642782007-07-10T11:19:00.000-07:002007-07-10T11:19:00.000-07:00LOL!! That's really funny! Here's another one for ...LOL!! That's really funny! <BR/><BR/>Here's another one for you: Heavyset women who wear polyester pants that cling to every single bump she might have. <BR/><BR/>Don't these people have mirrors? <BR/><BR/>And that's my gripe for today. <BR/><BR/>When all else fails, I return to the idiots who insist that we all share their musical tastes while driving, including causing the windows in the front of my house to vibrate. <BR/><BR/>Now if I wasn't who I am, standing for the things I stand for, I could easily say such people should be shot. <BR/><BR/>But.. I wouldn't think of it. :)<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>Peace, <BR/><BR/><BR/>~Chanithailandchanihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10171731740204067889noreply@blogger.com