tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post3276493644368940106..comments2023-12-16T22:38:40.273-08:00Comments on .: BASTARDS!menohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18065283682414369608noreply@blogger.comBlogger46125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-53657124724152032582007-09-04T11:52:00.000-07:002007-09-04T11:52:00.000-07:00lisa, i'm just a-funnin' about it. Don't know if ...lisa, i'm just a-funnin' about it. Don't know if i'll join or not though.<BR/><BR/>mamap, yeah, to an 80 year old, I'm pretty hot!<BR/><BR/>ortizzle, resistance is futile huh? Love the Army thing, i might try that.<BR/><BR/>joan, oh man, that is cold, funeral homes. Yikes.<BR/><BR/>lucia, and they were so <I>prompt!</I> You'd think they were lying in wait.<BR/><BR/>peevish, do you sentence me to hang by the neck until i cheer up?<BR/><BR/>platypus, ha ha! That's kind of a risky marketing technique.<BR/><BR/>moi, It's the American Association of Retired People. They are a powerful lobby in this country and get all kinds of things accomplished. Fear the old people!<BR/><BR/>airam, it seemed appropriate somehow.<BR/><BR/>egan, They let you join at 26? You jest! Don't you think you could have just said younger without the 'much'?<BR/><BR/>esereth, i was having a life. But now i stopped. :)<BR/><BR/>otj, yeah baby! Pretty soon i'll think he's hot too, especially without my glasses.<BR/><BR/>melanie, i am the queen of de nile!menohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18065283682414369608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-9987226574562668022007-09-04T08:51:00.000-07:002007-09-04T08:51:00.000-07:00Shred it... Just shred it. and take a cruise on de...Shred it... Just shred it. and take a cruise on de nile! :giggles:<BR/><BR/>Happy Anniversary!Mermaid Melaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02726231529791645694noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-9000337266944211252007-09-04T06:52:00.000-07:002007-09-04T06:52:00.000-07:00Big brother is getting old and he thinks you're HO...Big brother is getting old and he thinks you're HOT. Seriously.OhTheJoyshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05031731198115388411noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-34762679339636020882007-09-03T21:57:00.000-07:002007-09-03T21:57:00.000-07:00why haven't you written anything new? Don't leave ...why haven't you written anything new? Don't leave me with just my own life to analyze.Imezhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00604872676391743281noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-69601155395985895272007-09-03T15:47:00.000-07:002007-09-03T15:47:00.000-07:00I'm much younger than you and have had an AARP car...I'm much younger than you and have had an AARP card since 26. You are retired aren't you?eganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03783658744477659987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-918107129158572422007-09-03T15:13:00.000-07:002007-09-03T15:13:00.000-07:00Bastards indeed! And I love your label ...Bastards indeed! And I love your label ...Airamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06193964394693579433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-39883845747585760912007-09-03T12:37:00.000-07:002007-09-03T12:37:00.000-07:00Don't know what it is but gather it's something to...Don't know what it is but gather it's something to do with the perks of turning 50! Any senior's discounts at the drugstores on Tuesdays?!!Mother of Inventionhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03797365678860039018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-25373929145659562982007-09-03T12:12:00.000-07:002007-09-03T12:12:00.000-07:00Ouch! That's like when Sainsbury (a supermarket) ...Ouch! That's like when Sainsbury (a supermarket) sent me a pre-birthday mailer offering me a free pot of anti-wrinkle cream! Oh, and I had to click the link to actually see what it was, and I love that they have a button to increase the text size on their site... ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-6352183006664258772007-09-03T08:41:00.000-07:002007-09-03T08:41:00.000-07:00I guess it's better than the alternative: being de...I guess it's better than the alternative: being dead. But cheer up! The worst is yet to come!peevishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14135920853307511091noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-26748789178146848122007-09-01T19:20:00.000-07:002007-09-01T19:20:00.000-07:00I'm dreading the first one of those coming in the ...I'm dreading the first one of those coming in the mail. It's like ticking...your time's coming.Luciahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05295553538430945014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-13782814805513435402007-09-01T16:18:00.000-07:002007-09-01T16:18:00.000-07:00Wait until you start getting the invitations from ...Wait until you start getting the invitations from funeral homes. Then you can really scream!!! I couldn't believe the first time one arrived in the mail for Hubby...and then suddenly mine starting arriving. Yikes!!!Joanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05589769742639537861noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-42778326558751236762007-09-01T08:32:00.000-07:002007-09-01T08:32:00.000-07:00And I hate to tell you this, but they keep sending...And I hate to tell you this, but they keep sending those damn letters... this is only the beginning. Since I am in grad school, I also get letters addressed "to the parents of (yours truly)." <BR/><BR/>It's funny when this kind of stuff coincides in the mail. Like the day I got yet another offer to join AARP along with an envelope from the Army trying to recruit me. (They obviously just send those out to anyone enrolled in college, and don't check the age.) I threw away the AARP envelope, and filled out the application to join the Army. A few weeks later, the Army sent me a kind rejection letter saying that they could not consider me "due to my age." It was fun making the asshats work through the whole application, though, which of course was filled with blatant lies about my physical prowess. It kind of made up for getting the AARP thing. Kind of. *sigh*Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-20949004444119675272007-08-31T23:46:00.000-07:002007-08-31T23:46:00.000-07:00For someone with AARP membership, you still have v...For someone with AARP membership, you still have very perky tits. Some old folk are gonna be pissed.Andrea Frazerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14293267612840259503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-88569443612328241062007-08-31T22:33:00.000-07:002007-08-31T22:33:00.000-07:00Hahahahahahaha! Why is everybody so allergic to A...Hahahahahahaha! <BR/><BR/>Why is everybody so allergic to AARP? They are a helluva lobby...one that we boomers may well be very grateful for in the long run... <BR/><BR/>I am a proud member (of not <I>very</I> long standing....Lisa :-]https://www.blogger.com/profile/02237889098638895390noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-30878451926503303632007-08-31T19:35:00.000-07:002007-08-31T19:35:00.000-07:00flutter, violet hair! Now that's a thought. Hmmm...flutter, violet hair! Now that's a thought. Hmmmm.<BR/><BR/>bob, i agree with you about Johnny. I am not really familiar with Tony though. Even Em likes Johnny Cash.<BR/><BR/>rachel, if i were 16, it wouldn't matter. Actually, it doesn't matter anyway, i just think it's funny.<BR/><BR/>jennifer, a law suit! Why didn't i thinkof that. It's the American Way.<BR/><BR/>luckyzmom, yes, 50 is young, depending on where you are looking from. Funny how the older i get, the older old gets. :)<BR/><BR/>pam, wow, that was nice. Thank you. I will rock on!<BR/><BR/>dick, i'm just a baby huh? I like that idea about the anniversaries, i think i'll adopt it.<BR/><BR/>ttq, that would be confusing. No wonder it affects your mental health.<BR/><BR/>crazymumma, you still have a few good years left. It is just a number.menohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18065283682414369608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-83716601569819632042007-08-31T18:47:00.000-07:002007-08-31T18:47:00.000-07:00It's just a number darling. Not a state of mind.I'...It's just a number darling. Not a state of mind.<BR/><BR/>I'm five years away from it myself.crazymummahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04663148723513574331noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-54916465216176016612007-08-31T18:32:00.000-07:002007-08-31T18:32:00.000-07:00I'm "retired" and I get AARP solicitations and get...I'm "retired" and I get AARP solicitations and get carded for ciggarettes all in the same day. Can you say Multiple Personalitiy Disorder?TTQhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09888187290526881563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-14558323011137276462007-08-31T17:06:00.000-07:002007-08-31T17:06:00.000-07:00Happy 50th you youngster! You see being "old" onl...Happy 50th you youngster! You see being "old" only depends on where one looks at it from. Mine is coming up soon, too. But I no longer have birthdays. I just celebrate another anniversary of my 35th birthday.Dickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12381970360203140143noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-71989361580266864212007-08-31T15:36:00.000-07:002007-08-31T15:36:00.000-07:00Sophia Loren seriously rocks...she was in Oz not t...Sophia Loren seriously rocks...she was in Oz not that long ago, she is an amazing person, her humor her sense of fun, how she spoke, she had everyone's attention bigtime and she is so sexy..<BR/><BR/>"There is a fountain of youth: it is your mind, your talents, the creativity you bring to your life and the lives of people you love. When you learn to tap this source, you will truly have defeated age.” <BR/> Sophia Loren <BR/><BR/>Meno you are completely ageless (if such a word?), your sense of fun and attitude toward life is just great to be around ...the soul and spirit of so many people is just what it is born at..*it is what it is: impervious to time...* <BR/><BR/>Rock on Meno..<BR/><BR/>PamSiennahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15387267690900119245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-27232473028349317852007-08-31T14:41:00.000-07:002007-08-31T14:41:00.000-07:00I really thought you were young enough to be my da...I really thought you were young enough to be my daughter after seeing a picture of you. AARP has always been just irritating junk mail to me and I have treated it as such. Would be nice if the Post Office had a spam key like email. <BR/><BR/>50 is so young.....luckyzmomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04176703683321469118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-38955923846156672272007-08-31T13:37:00.000-07:002007-08-31T13:37:00.000-07:00Surely you have a case strong enough to sue the ba...Surely you have a case strong enough to sue the bastards.<BR/><BR/>Then again, think of the discounts, involuntary or not!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-84537695003451663492007-08-31T13:21:00.000-07:002007-08-31T13:21:00.000-07:00I got one of those around my sixteenth birthday. ...I got one of those around my sixteenth birthday. <BR/><BR/>Cheer up! I dont think receiving those silly things means a thing.Rachelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11314429932343190739noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-65057464583203498312007-08-31T12:59:00.000-07:002007-08-31T12:59:00.000-07:00HEY - Tony Bennett is da man. His voice just keep...HEY - Tony Bennett is da man. His voice just keeps getting better and better. Isn't he @80 now? Have you heard his Duets album? Johnny Cash did his best work (IMO) in the year or two before he passed away. You could hear every experience he ever had in his voice.Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13690660290319444722noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-76405958805562778172007-08-31T11:32:00.000-07:002007-08-31T11:32:00.000-07:00rat freakin bastards. Please don't use that discou...rat freakin bastards. Please don't use that discount to start ordering large vats of violet hair toner....flutterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11828689769747130419noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-59714026733049206292007-08-31T11:24:00.000-07:002007-08-31T11:24:00.000-07:00sari, i like it!antonia, wow, that was cold! If y...sari, i like it!<BR/><BR/>antonia, wow, that was cold! If you mention the Lawrence Welk show i will fly over there just to kick you in the arse.<BR/><BR/>irrelephant, Funny, that's what the Mister says. :) it's on the ides of September. <BR/><BR/>amusing, really????!! Maybe i <I>could </I>just take a little look at it. I think i am within a year of your age, one way or the other. I'm about to be 50. (gulp) But isn't 50 the new 40?<BR/><BR/>liv, they are kind of outrageous. Next we'll have Ex-lax covered by insurance.<BR/><BR/>qt, yeah! I was sort of expecting it, because of some of my OLDER friends, but it's really just any other junk mail.<BR/><BR/>u-u, yeah, you can laugh now young lady. Just you wait! And for the record, you ARE evil.<BR/><BR/>schmoopie, thank you, you can be my new best friend.menohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18065283682414369608noreply@blogger.com