tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post3945680819868714070..comments2023-12-16T22:38:40.273-08:00Comments on .: If you give a Meno a Cookiemenohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18065283682414369608noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-75483419053561304052009-10-06T12:48:09.151-07:002009-10-06T12:48:09.151-07:00I'm sure the cookie is history by now. I woul...I'm sure the cookie is history by now. I would cut it in half and eat it on two different days. I would try. <br /><br />At least you didn't have ice cream with it, right?colleenhttp://looseleafnotes.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-9309041647360618142009-10-05T18:47:40.593-07:002009-10-05T18:47:40.593-07:00I know this is way late but I hope, sincerely hope...I know this is way late but I hope, sincerely hope that you and the Mister got through the struggle of Herculean proportions that is canceling that credit card.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-57236082448824430352009-09-25T20:03:27.831-07:002009-09-25T20:03:27.831-07:00You have a $1.49 cookie that is 400 calories?! Wow...You have a $1.49 cookie that is 400 calories?! Wow, America is mean.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-76880489497116328372009-09-23T15:32:56.495-07:002009-09-23T15:32:56.495-07:00Cut the cookie in quarters, eat one quarter and fr...Cut the cookie in quarters, eat one quarter and freeze the rest for later. Never buy another 400 calorie cookie unless it is very heavy, then carrying it around for several hours will burn the 400 calories.luckyzmomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04176703683321469118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-81908823117194884012009-09-22T15:16:03.173-07:002009-09-22T15:16:03.173-07:00Mmm, cookies! The higher the caolrie coutn, the be...Mmm, cookies! The higher the caolrie coutn, the better the taste. Trust me. :-)Gordohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07601738885232775770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-13967168162625947242009-09-22T11:09:37.504-07:002009-09-22T11:09:37.504-07:00I hope you ate and enjoyed that cookie. Life is to...I hope you ate and enjoyed that cookie. Life is too short and you probably burned off all the calories debriefing from the phone call to the bank...not-so suburban mommahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02196431629107867850noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-78014949997026936162009-09-22T10:26:29.531-07:002009-09-22T10:26:29.531-07:00Ignorance is bliss but makes you a fatty. I recent...Ignorance is bliss but makes you a fatty. I recently started weight watchers, last night I traveled to a city, checked into a doubletree and got my damn cookie. I couldn't resist, mainly because I was starving trying to conserve all my <i>POINTS</i> (I don't know why they capitalize and italicize them but they do, so I do) for dinner.<br /><br />Anyway, ate it and am trying to be super honest on my tracking of said <i>POINTS</i>.<br /><br />You wanna know how much that effing cookie was? SEVEN <i>POINTS</i>. SEVEN. <br /><br />ONE-THIRD of all my daily points. I had to really scrimp on dinner. <br /><br />I hate diets.<br /><br />I hope you didn't eat the cookie.ETKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07079117807919253379noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-68102998989749943482009-09-21T21:30:10.270-07:002009-09-21T21:30:10.270-07:00hearts, i want to put a grenade launcher on the fr...hearts, i want to put a grenade launcher on the front of my car, i swear i do!<br /><br />cheesy, almost? i hope you at least smiled.<br /><br />dick, ha ha! I love that word, pokeydiddlers. I notice that they are always driving Subaroos or Kamrys. I did relocate to a local credit union. Awesome maneuver.<br /><br />nick, i am okay with my weight, but 400 calories??? That's ridiculous. Good for you for being disciplined. I admire that.<br /><br />topiary cow, you are strange! But that's okay, so are the rest of us.<br /><br />i can justify, heh, the old starving in Africa argument! Nicely done.<br /><br />cagey, i know. Those cookies are forever ruined for me. Damn!<br /><br />nancy, i wish i had remained ignorant. You know what they say about curiosity..... How was the chocolate?menohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18065283682414369608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-39985248029275549142009-09-21T18:45:41.087-07:002009-09-21T18:45:41.087-07:00It's a cookie. You're Meno. Eat. The fuc...It's a cookie. You're Meno. Eat. The fucking. Cookie.<br /><br />Here, I'll eat a G0d!va bon bon in solidarity. Better?Nancy Dancehallhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14169976337329559458noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-72180694712480025782009-09-21T17:33:55.944-07:002009-09-21T17:33:55.944-07:00I am still blown away by how many calories that co...I am still blown away by how many calories that cookie is. Wow. Just wow. Only wow. That is all. W.O.W.Cagey (Kelli Oliver George)https://www.blogger.com/profile/13691589813815058981noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-52860527710525182902009-09-21T15:19:46.995-07:002009-09-21T15:19:46.995-07:00If you boycott the cookie too long it will dry out...If you boycott the cookie too long it will dry out and taste too bleh...and it won't benefit the children starving in africa to know you abstained.I can justify almost anything that contains sugarnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-54995873905084321602009-09-21T07:08:04.317-07:002009-09-21T07:08:04.317-07:00Not only the price ($1.49 would buy you several co...Not only the price ($1.49 would buy you several cookies in the grocery store) but the calorie count is horrifying.<br /><br />Cow's solution to this is to have one bite and then leave it in the yard where the ants, possum or raccoons will enjoy it.<br /><br />But then Cow is strange.<br /><br />Moo!The Topiary Cowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04649189953257408994noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-27365961581589039082009-09-21T00:31:07.776-07:002009-09-21T00:31:07.776-07:00I'm one of those disgustingly self-disciplined...I'm one of those disgustingly self-disciplined eaters who's been the same healthy weight for a good eight years, so all I can say is, work out what's an okay amount of unhealthy food per day and stick to it! And before you curse me, there are plenty of other things I'm not at all disciplined about....nickhttp://nickhereandnow.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-49865844622868969952009-09-20T20:44:04.795-07:002009-09-20T20:44:04.795-07:00I'll go in reverse order:
Traffic up here whe...I'll go in reverse order:<br /><br />Traffic up here where I live is more like wherever I go I get stuck behind one or more pokeydiddlers. It is damned frustrating how I always seem to find then going to wherever it is that I also want to go.<br /><br />That bank. I'd guess you were moved to them from WaMu. I still feel stung by that event of about a year ago. Very costly. I wouldn't bank with them and sort of distrust most of the big commercial banks. Find a nice, fairly small friendly credit union.<br /><br />Ah, the cookie. I have been really trying to loose weight and those things don't help. I think my biggest problem at 4-bucks is their glazed old fashioned donuts. They are too good. But I just don't buy them anymore, and I've gone down to just a tall drink almost all the time rather than a grandee. Does it work? I don't know but at least I have not been gaining any more weight over the last couple of years.Dickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12381970360203140143noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-5514778519238962832009-09-20T20:42:23.128-07:002009-09-20T20:42:23.128-07:00Gads gurlie.. almost lolGads gurlie.. almost lolCheesyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02099545260198846488noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-45871063366431406092009-09-20T20:22:07.984-07:002009-09-20T20:22:07.984-07:00I don't know about Washington State but in San...I don't know about Washington State but in San Francisco, the rules of the road are that there are none. Everyone but me has the right of way at all times. We live in a me-first world and it's enough to drive a person to cookies. I have become a most creative cusser and hone my skills every day behind the wheel.heartinsanfranciscohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07535397382991383931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-2542031945415528692009-09-20T14:46:53.892-07:002009-09-20T14:46:53.892-07:00flutter, stupid diabetes!
cheesy, you homeless? ...flutter, stupid diabetes!<br /><br />cheesy, you homeless? :)<br /><br />de, they do indeed appear to be the worst. When my bank failed and was taken over by Chaste Bank, i closed all my accounts and moved to a local credit union. Much better interest rate too.<br /><br />dianne, oh yeah, i've noticed that. I hate the AmaZ0n suggestions for the same reason. Creeps me out.<br /><br />clowncar, Bastards! The cookie is still intact. It's a miracle i tell you.menohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18065283682414369608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-58304551998047523372009-09-20T13:44:44.059-07:002009-09-20T13:44:44.059-07:00I, as you know, dearly love banks.
After Skank of...I, as you know, dearly love banks.<br /><br />After Skank of America decided they would allow us to send them money every month, they turned around and sold our name (and other info, such as the size of our mortgage) to all sorts of folks, who now send us offers daily.<br /><br />How's that cookie doing?Clowncarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02219213001049223673noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-87506951178965033622009-09-20T09:24:31.532-07:002009-09-20T09:24:31.532-07:00large corporations build consumer profiles all the...large corporations build consumer profiles all the time, I find it so intrusive<br /><br />ever notice that right after you order something online you start getting e-mail ads for all sorts of related products<br /><br />Happy Happy Belated Birthday!!<br /><br />as for the cookie - well, do what makes you feel goodDiannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02946500110072411468noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-73199961999471324922009-09-20T07:34:33.746-07:002009-09-20T07:34:33.746-07:00I have accidentally gotten store credit cards that...I have accidentally gotten store credit cards that are financed through that bank and I always cancel them. They are THE worst I have ever encountered.<br /><br />Sorry about the cookie. I won't take sides. I finally put batteries in my scale and while I kind of knew, based on the waistband of my pants, I have a slight case of shock.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-37412234484576539982009-09-20T07:03:50.001-07:002009-09-20T07:03:50.001-07:00Donate to the homeless?Donate to the homeless?Cheesyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02099545260198846488noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-13824357030836620812009-09-20T02:44:34.904-07:002009-09-20T02:44:34.904-07:00I just drooled thinking about that damned cookie, ...I just drooled thinking about that damned cookie, but I SO cannot eat one because of the sugarbetes.<br /><br />So, you should eat it for me.flutterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11828689769747130419noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-18739340135628610532009-09-20T00:11:14.666-07:002009-09-20T00:11:14.666-07:00maggie, i have enjoyed many many misspent calories...maggie, i have enjoyed many many misspent calories in my retired life.<br /><br />steph, if i don't eat the cookie do the terrorists win?<br /><br />daisy, 200 calories for half a cookie? damn, cookies are expensive, in a calorie sort of way.<br /><br />scott, exactly, then what happens to my beer allowance?menohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18065283682414369608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-44733631691849255132009-09-19T17:17:19.978-07:002009-09-19T17:17:19.978-07:00You get five cookies per day. BUT THAT'S IT!!You get five cookies per day. BUT THAT'S IT!!Scott from Oregonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01331284708780612453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-12073326325158474182009-09-19T15:30:17.632-07:002009-09-19T15:30:17.632-07:00Eat half the cookie. (Of course, if you stop ther...Eat half the cookie. (Of course, if you stop there, you are much more restrained than I am...) You can eat the other half tomorrow. Cost averaging means 70 cents (give or take) for 200 calories. (Oh, that didn't sound like marketing, did it?)Daisyhttp://bigbouquet.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.com