tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post7034230465224505170..comments2023-12-16T22:38:40.273-08:00Comments on .: In which i swear freelymenohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18065283682414369608noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-77017446686542754952009-02-21T16:21:00.000-08:002009-02-21T16:21:00.000-08:00These are terrific. Thanks for te smiles.These are terrific. Thanks for te smiles.Mrs4444https://www.blogger.com/profile/06426176094895489541noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-29586587702037172922009-02-18T21:29:00.001-08:002009-02-18T21:29:00.001-08:00I'm envisioning Ace and Aveeno getting together an...I'm envisioning Ace and Aveeno getting together and somehow wedging their pump into the bottle better.Jocelynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03227519811818290510noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-64237254229983708532009-02-18T21:29:00.000-08:002009-02-18T21:29:00.000-08:00I'm envisioning Ace and Aveeno getting together an...I'm envisioning Ace and Aveeno getting together and somehow wedging their pump into the bottle better.Jocelynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03227519811818290510noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-76344011947639863512009-02-12T17:24:00.000-08:002009-02-12T17:24:00.000-08:00LOL! Oh yeah, crying babies, dumbass instructions,...LOL! Oh yeah, crying babies, dumbass instructions, keeping the house clean! I feel ya! Thanks for keeping it "fucking" real! That's actually my favorite word so much so that I've been accussed of Tourette's for using it so much.....fuckitty fuck fuck fuck.... =)rebeccahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18248554235709475320noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-84437684614559880012009-02-12T16:20:00.000-08:002009-02-12T16:20:00.000-08:00good luck on the house sale - we've been talking a...good luck on the house sale - we've been talking about selling - we're in a can't afford to stay or go limbo<BR/><BR/>the moron at the lecture must have tons of sisters - I meet them at the hair salon, the book club, a wine tasting - yes!! a wine tasting - she had the baby in one of those things on her back<BR/><BR/>I told her I was glad the baby was facing back so it couldn't see me punch her mother in the faceDiannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02946500110072411468noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-11979458617942457552009-02-12T10:29:00.000-08:002009-02-12T10:29:00.000-08:00*applause, applause, applause*Good luck on the hou...*applause, applause, applause*<BR/><BR/>Good luck on the house selling front.fiwahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04816465372283594972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-7460697017079343872009-02-12T09:36:00.000-08:002009-02-12T09:36:00.000-08:00I have the lotion problem, too. I just get a good...I have the lotion problem, too. I just get a good pair of scissors and cut the stupid carton apart. Leave yourself a good three inches or so at the bottom and you can scoop out lotion until it's empty.<BR/><BR/>It doesn't get icky, either. Just so you know.<BR/><BR/>I hate living in a for sale house too. I'm so cluttery, I go crazy trying to just LIVE in a house, let alone keep it presentable. I know, my issues. ha!sarihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16144333694009700155noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-22265196645396075612009-02-12T07:27:00.000-08:002009-02-12T07:27:00.000-08:00I am wishing you all the best on the sale of your ...I am wishing you all the best on the sale of your house!Diane Mandyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00059365308496711788noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-35869322700703858142009-02-11T18:58:00.000-08:002009-02-11T18:58:00.000-08:00I thought directions were only for women and wimps...I thought directions were only for women and wimps? But, sometimes they can really help. Although I'm not so sure of your doorstop one.<BR/><BR/>Good luck on selling your house. I live in a senior manufactured home park and there are quite a few here for sale. Many come looking but most have another regular house somewhere that they have to sell first. So we have quite a few houses for sale.Dickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12381970360203140143noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-21149359334333636992009-02-11T18:27:00.000-08:002009-02-11T18:27:00.000-08:00golly, and here i thought those wedges where for m...golly, and here i thought those wedges where for moms who bring their babies to adult type discussions and wicked corporate greedy types.Girlplustwohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07056576921114387218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-84836674979186560442009-02-11T17:30:00.000-08:002009-02-11T17:30:00.000-08:00I have seen the error of my ways. Here I've been ...I have seen the error of my ways. Here I've been stubbornly avoiding directions because I figured I didn't need them. Boy have I missing out.Lynneahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08255266354171825474noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-77267464953687137622009-02-11T17:28:00.000-08:002009-02-11T17:28:00.000-08:00So does that mean you're moving to Louisiana to he...So does that mean you're moving to Louisiana to help raise Borzoi <BR/>From Hell? Woot!<BR/><BR/>I bought a new bush-hog years ago--the warning sign on the drive train was excellent--it made no bones about the danger: "Arm and legs WILL be torn off if they come in contact with PTO/drive train while PTO is spinning." Even came with a lovely ADA-style sticker showing a Roundhead Person with his arm twisted around the drivetrain about three times.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-56266617028998420292009-02-11T14:29:00.000-08:002009-02-11T14:29:00.000-08:00I'll be expecting a letter to Real Estate Looky-lo...I'll be expecting a letter to Real Estate Looky-loos very soon.Bradhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08680462833188999331noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-22441346265334667242009-02-11T10:19:00.000-08:002009-02-11T10:19:00.000-08:00very funny. really.my electric lawn mower sez not...very funny. really.<BR/><BR/>my electric lawn mower sez not to clean the blades while it is running.<BR/><BR/>duh.Clowncarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02219213001049223673noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-47539028759477733482009-02-11T09:16:00.000-08:002009-02-11T09:16:00.000-08:00Snarkety, snark snark.I think we should start a bu...Snarkety, snark snark.<BR/><BR/>I think we should start a business, writing complaint letters for people.Magpiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15460136246441367993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-27319916255051238332009-02-11T08:59:00.000-08:002009-02-11T08:59:00.000-08:00I love the Aveno lotion, but have that same dilemm...I love the Aveno lotion, but have that same dilemma. There are so many upside down lotion bottles around here it looks like a forgetful old lady's pill farm.Vanessahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14149777435132497067noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-22777984217130771092009-02-11T08:55:00.000-08:002009-02-11T08:55:00.000-08:00someone somewhere always wants to buy a house on a...someone somewhere always wants to buy a house on a lake. <BR/><BR/>We got hilarious instructions with some of the toys at Christmas, most notably the 3-D Snow White puzzle which also attempts to summarize the historical significance of the Brothers Grimm. Sidesplitting.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-67228478504331137382009-02-11T08:42:00.000-08:002009-02-11T08:42:00.000-08:00qt, i've done that. Now i just stand the bottle u...qt, i've done that. Now i just stand the bottle upside down over a small bowl and go away until all the lotion comes down to the bowl.<BR/><BR/>suebob, really? Oh no, i've been doing it wrong!<BR/><BR/>flutter, true that!<BR/><BR/>egan, i hate it when people i like move away. I'm sorry.<BR/><BR/>cheesy, flutter=funny. You see light? Should i go towards it?<BR/><BR/>mother hen, we've already bought the new house. See how SMART we are?menohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18065283682414369608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-49919325879094725522009-02-11T06:55:00.000-08:002009-02-11T06:55:00.000-08:00The bright side of selling your house in this mark...The bright side of selling your house in this market is... if it ever gets sold, you have plenty of options for your next house, so hang in there. <BR/><BR/>Oh the crying baby... in a lecture? Aw that's really too much.The Real Mother Henhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13226727195920798035noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-55777957226039680992009-02-11T06:32:00.000-08:002009-02-11T06:32:00.000-08:00LOL @ flutter!Good luck on the house my sweet.... ...LOL @ flutter!<BR/><BR/>Good luck on the house my sweet.... I see light on the horizon... or we are about to be hit by an asteroid?Cheesyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02099545260198846488noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-78948354051047099102009-02-11T01:17:00.000-08:002009-02-11T01:17:00.000-08:00Get your snow shovel from Ace yet? Good luck sell...Get your snow shovel from Ace yet? <BR/><BR/>Good luck selling. We just learned tonight that our neighbors are moving to SF. I'm pretty bummed as we had much in common. Their son is only about two months younger than Baby Singe.eganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03783658744477659987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-20653173836326968012009-02-10T22:06:00.000-08:002009-02-10T22:06:00.000-08:00dear meno,for every direction on a package is some...dear meno,<BR/><BR/>for every direction on a package is some idiot who needs it. please disregard prior wedging instructions.<BR/><BR/>love, <BR/>the doorstopflutterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11828689769747130419noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-71869538901982802022009-02-10T21:42:00.000-08:002009-02-10T21:42:00.000-08:00My impermeable-to-light car sunshade said on it "D...My impermeable-to-light car sunshade said on it "DO NOT USE WHILE DRIVING."<BR/><BR/>Well ok then.SUEB0Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16301963922769609715noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-68006981951078308612009-02-10T20:50:00.000-08:002009-02-10T20:50:00.000-08:00These are my favorite posts of yours BY FAR! RE: t...These are my favorite posts of yours BY FAR! RE: the lotion bottle. If it is thin enough plastic, you can cut it in half with poultry shears and scoop the remaining lotion out. Not that I've done that ever....QThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15544956727530046973noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-72780729123225573592009-02-10T20:34:00.000-08:002009-02-10T20:34:00.000-08:00daisy, thank you! *takes a bow*stucco, oh, i hear...daisy, thank you! *takes a bow*<BR/><BR/>stucco, oh, i hear you. Although i am more understanding on a plane. Sometimes you have to fly, but you never have to take your baby to a lecture.<BR/><BR/>ttq, i couldn't help but read them, as i seriously couldn't believe they were actually there.<BR/><BR/>joan, yep, same woman i bet. Way to spoil it for everyone else.<BR/><BR/>etk, thanks! Glad my bitching amused you. :)menohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18065283682414369608noreply@blogger.com