tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post8743417992268899903..comments2023-12-16T22:38:40.273-08:00Comments on .: I am not obsoletemenohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18065283682414369608noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-15185006141633593572008-11-08T13:56:00.000-08:002008-11-08T13:56:00.000-08:00I thought the punchline would be that she was wear...I thought the punchline would be that she was wearing them. That's how it is when Ian loses things. <BR/><BR/>I can't point the finger, though. I've lost count of how much of my life I've wasted looking for sunglasses that are right on top of my head. Or glasses that I'm actually looking through. <BR/><BR/>By the time Ian and I get old, all our possessions are going to be tied to our fingertips by pieces of string.Antonia Cornwellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12754292976861979028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-14242529863072908792008-11-07T16:44:00.000-08:002008-11-07T16:44:00.000-08:00Did you not smile at all while typing this post?Did you not smile at all while typing this post?eganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03783658744477659987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-77275838111761171182008-11-06T06:28:00.000-08:002008-11-06T06:28:00.000-08:005.... till I finally figured out what caused it~5.... till I finally figured out what caused it~Cheesyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02099545260198846488noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-52885026250917264422008-11-04T19:27:00.000-08:002008-11-04T19:27:00.000-08:00NONO NO!It has to end! elder is but 11 and it is a...NONO NO!<BR/><BR/>It has to end! elder is but 11 and it is awful! just awful!crazymummahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04663148723513574331noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-50218161473217729872008-11-04T10:08:00.000-08:002008-11-04T10:08:00.000-08:00ttq, and you are not his mom.hearts, that's a swee...ttq, and you are not his mom.<BR/><BR/>hearts, that's a sweet way to look at it.<BR/><BR/>qt, incomptent....person.<BR/><BR/>patches, mine too. I wonder how they'd live without us?<BR/><BR/>imez, deep is overrated!<BR/><BR/>eve, ha ha ha ha! Oh, i hate it when that happens.<BR/><BR/>sari, i wonder at what age the blindness wears off?<BR/><BR/>franki, kids just have such tunnel vision.<BR/><BR/>dick, well, maybe, but we communicate every day, via IM or text messages.<BR/><BR/>cheesy, yeah, don't you have 4 of them?menohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18065283682414369608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-46558099860956031272008-11-03T21:10:00.000-08:002008-11-03T21:10:00.000-08:00LOL I so relate... lololololololLOL I so relate... lololololololCheesyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02099545260198846488noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-47281359836147041092008-11-03T19:15:00.000-08:002008-11-03T19:15:00.000-08:00Maybe she really just wanted to talk with you? Yo...Maybe she really just wanted to talk with you? You know, sort of a bit of that homesickness showing its head?Dickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12381970360203140143noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-45491657202521164462008-11-03T12:42:00.000-08:002008-11-03T12:42:00.000-08:00it is somewhat comforting to know that all moms mu...it is somewhat comforting to know that all moms must go thru the torture of wondering if their kids need glasses or are simply retarded.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-87524864281159969702008-11-03T11:27:00.000-08:002008-11-03T11:27:00.000-08:00Yes, we have that issue around here, too. My six ...Yes, we have that issue around here, too. My six year old comes home from school every day with some teensie tiny treasure he found in the sand on the playground, but never can he find his gameboy. :-)sarihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16144333694009700155noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-38511153548683304572008-11-03T08:46:00.000-08:002008-11-03T08:46:00.000-08:00Meno, I am the mom and I couldn't find my fishnet ...Meno, I am the mom and I couldn't find my fishnet hose for Halloween, the ones I'd just had in my hand.<BR/><BR/>After a search high and low, I finally found them draped around my neck.<BR/><BR/>So... put me on the list of folks who need your help, too. ;o)Evehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06422840187763405704noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-92066079361490803182008-11-02T20:09:00.000-08:002008-11-02T20:09:00.000-08:00I can't figure out why your daughter ends her ...I can't figure out why your daughter ends her texts with boobs and a dunce cap. <3<BR/><BR/>I'm not very deep tonight, apologies all around.Imezhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00604872676391743281noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-53091176585159839372008-11-02T16:54:00.000-08:002008-11-02T16:54:00.000-08:00Deja vu...only my mister will be playing the role ...Deja vu...only my mister will be playing the role of Em in Act II.jadedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12326141253899975708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-1312944593925554282008-11-02T09:58:00.000-08:002008-11-02T09:58:00.000-08:00This is hysterical. I still get calls from the ex-...This is hysterical. I still get calls from the ex-BF about where stuff might be put away, and I haven't lived there in almost a year...QThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15544956727530046973noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-68818166992348819682008-11-01T18:09:00.000-07:002008-11-01T18:09:00.000-07:00I suspect they do this so we won't ever develop in...I suspect they do this so we won't ever develop independent lives. They need to know periodically that no matter how mature and competent they become, we will still be there like their personal genie in the lamp. <BR/><BR/>Husbands are even worse, though why THEY do this is anybody's guess. I think it's because of a horrible miscarriage of DNA.heartinsanfranciscohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07535397382991383931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-3308267892870444662008-11-01T17:03:00.000-07:002008-11-01T17:03:00.000-07:00daily occurence with Honey..no matter what it is.....daily occurence with Honey..no matter what it is.. <BR/><BR/>I'm too young for this shit.TTQhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09888187290526881563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-24308875233680926042008-11-01T16:30:00.000-07:002008-11-01T16:30:00.000-07:00brad, how appropriate!stucco, beats me, that was m...brad, how appropriate!<BR/><BR/>stucco, beats me, that was my next suggestion.<BR/><BR/>flutter, i just know that she can look at something without really seeing it.<BR/><BR/>em, it really is amazing isn't it?<BR/><BR/>vanessa, it must be that surveillance camera i installed in her dorm room.<BR/><BR/>irrelephant, can't help you, you threw it away some time ago. :)menohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18065283682414369608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-69201711609537823402008-11-01T11:09:00.000-07:002008-11-01T11:09:00.000-07:00Hey, meno? I can't find the receipt for my leathe...Hey, meno? I can't find the receipt for my leather jacket so I can get reimbursed on the insurance claim--can you help?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-91476389032284957212008-11-01T11:04:00.000-07:002008-11-01T11:04:00.000-07:00WHOA! The eyes in the back of your head? You app...WHOA! The eyes in the back of your head? You apparently have them by satellite! Nice job Mom!Vanessahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14149777435132497067noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-32483776048583095472008-11-01T06:08:00.000-07:002008-11-01T06:08:00.000-07:00Don't even get me started! They can't find a darne...Don't even get me started! They can't find a darned thing!!! Not even the things they are wearing/standing on/sitting on/holding. They just have no idea where it is. DUH!Emhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14063254538593495040noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-72913045941678587492008-11-01T00:37:00.000-07:002008-11-01T00:37:00.000-07:00uh huh just another case of mom clairvoyanceuh huh just another case of mom clairvoyanceflutterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11828689769747130419noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-10611706730844884062008-10-31T19:48:00.000-07:002008-10-31T19:48:00.000-07:00What was wrong with going naked?What was wrong with going naked?Stuccohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11486166896422212439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-24995637740151685672008-10-31T18:15:00.000-07:002008-10-31T18:15:00.000-07:00OK, that's kinda mom-spooky.Boo!OK, that's kinda mom-spooky.<BR/><BR/>Boo!Bradhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08680462833188999331noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-27168658464198859832008-10-31T18:04:00.000-07:002008-10-31T18:04:00.000-07:00maggie, i wonder when/if they learn to find things...maggie, i wonder when/if they learn to find things on their own.<BR/><BR/>mother hen, matriculation, matriculation, matriculation. 5 syllables! pretty great word.<BR/><BR/>nancy, 27th level! Like dungeons and dragons 27th level? Cool!<BR/><BR/>tt, and i her.<BR/><BR/>luckyzmom, very clever!<BR/><BR/>dianne, that's funny. I think i'll let her deal with the garbage on her own.<BR/><BR/>lu, of course i will. Now, GO CLEAN YOUR ROOM!menohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18065283682414369608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-7612099803041473742008-10-31T17:53:00.000-07:002008-10-31T17:53:00.000-07:00Will you be my mommy?Will you be my mommy?luhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14486545199810361580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30306964.post-30303633232513560012008-10-31T17:49:00.000-07:002008-10-31T17:49:00.000-07:00of course she'll always need you!!I have a 35 yr o...of course she'll always need you!!<BR/><BR/>I have a 35 yr old and his 35 yr old wife and still I need to send e-mails that say things like:<BR/><BR/>it is monday night, put the garbage out<BR/><BR/>then I think twice and add<BR/><BR/>don't put it near the car, the truck can't get at it<BR/><BR/>It will never end :)Diannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02946500110072411468noreply@blogger.com