Peeved
I got this idea from Gina at My Very Last Nerve.
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Dear Ford F350 driver,
Was it really worth the half gallon of gas your car guzzled for you to jam on your car's gas pedal so you could pass me and get one car ahead? That's $2 worth of gas right there, dude. And how many times a day do you do it?
It's not just how far you drive, but how you drive.
Love,
26-miles-per-gallon-in-the-city driver
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Dear husband,
I hate it when you brag. It makes you look small and petty in front of other people. Just calm down and listen. You have nothing to prove.
love,
your wife
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Dear crazy mail lady,
Just hand me the mail. I do not want to gossip with you about the neighbor's remodel, or the past occurrences in the neighborhood. I am not interested.
Love,
mail customer
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Dear neighbor,
That huge lawn you planted a few years ago takes most of your weekend to mow and weed eat. I hope it was worth it. I'm glad you like yardwork so much.
Also, it makes me sick when the Chem Lawn people arrive in their big truck and spray chemicals all over your huge lawn. Do you think about how some of that fertilizer ends up in the lake?
love,
Your greener-than-thou neighbor
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Dear friend,
When you use your daughter as a way to present your ideas to me, i am not fooled. I know who's opinions they really are.
love,
parenthood-is-not-a-competition
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