Balls! I haz some.*
Maggie sent me some balls!
(About time you might say.)
Here's Brown Cat enjoying the balls. They help with the feeling of loss he still has after losing his own in an inexplicable accident whilst at the vet's office. His mama was too cheap to buy him neuticals, so these will have to do. If it didn't cost $39 bucks, i would immediately get a neuticals keychain, just so i could fondle them.
*For those of you who haven't found this time waster yet, this is lolcat speak. Patches introduced them to me and i curse her daily as i am drawn back to squeal at yet another stupid picture of some adorable animal.
29 comments:
Nice balls!
The internet is a bottomless timesink.
My ex has mine in her freezer somewhere I think next to her checking account voodoo doll
I found out about lolcats through Michael at DLAProject. I love them, and have used them in my posts quite a lot (despite my reputation as a grammar nazi, I kind of LIKE the funky spelling and atrocious sentence structure)
well now, who couldn't use a nice set of balls?
hmmph. quite content not to have a set.
my daughter introduced me to lolcats, and as you've pointed out, I've got a few pics I could submit, as could you. I like your big, pretty, colorful balls. ah needz sum of mah own.
Looks like I should open an etsy shop: Ballsy or something.
:) Your cat looks quite content.
meno, I find myself (hilariously) astounded at the development of the whole lolcat deity pantheon--first Ceiling Cat, then Happycat, His Only Begotten Kittah, and how can you have a good deity without an evil one--Cellar Cat.
Sometimes, once in a great while, the collective humour of us hooman beans makes me smile, really deep down.
I can haz sum 2? Neuticals keychains like little stress balls, especially if our mates are pissing us off. I'd test them by oh say, maybe dropping bricks on them , microwaving them, letting the dog chew on them..
Balls away.
Are those neuticals the same density as real balls? Because, and earmuffs to you all who dislike TMI, I have the strongest urge when in the midst of foreplay to really give 'em a hard squeeze to see how much pressure would be required to make them pop.
nancy, why, thank you. i like them. And yes, the internet is exactly that.
furious, maybe she will make them into dangly earrings.
mrs. chili, they are irresistable.
flutter, why, no one, i think.
liv, not even to crush?
holly, you does need sum.
maggie, you SHOULD! Ball shop.
irrelephant, it has been an exoerience to get to know them and to learn lolspeak. Don't forget mah bukkit.
ttq, ooooh, hostile! I luvs it.
mamap, balls to you too.
mignon, you must never tell your ball carrier. He might never.....you know....again.
Umbrellas, condoms and balls...oh my! You last two posts have be quite um...errr...interesting.
Greco is gorgeous, no doubt Greco=Content..
He looks like Juliet, the Vet's cat, she has same coloring, the beautiful tabbyness, my favorite kind of cat=tabby. But, she has this amazing tail, it is like a foxes tail, full and fluffy and lush, and she can can wisp and flick it.
She jumps upon the Vet counter and puts her paw on your shoulder, I am smitten with Juliet, she talks to people, how is it cats are so amazing?
that cat has some big balls! Are those neuticals kinda like breast implants for pet's nutsacks? Because really I don't think they sit around comparing nutsacks. People do that- crazy crazy crazy people.
Nice. Prosthetic testicle keychains. I presume they're ununsed?
I almost want to own a cat. The Lolcat site is out of control. I see references to it everywhere, even Jones Soda.
Ew!
squealing at the Neuticals!
high pitched hand waving running away squealing a long drawn out eeewwww
*lmao* You used the word "bukkit" in a sentence. You rawk.
U point finger at me. U no lurv me?
I always knew you had big balls.
lynn, this tells you exactly where my head is. In the gutter.
pam, Greco is gorgeous. And such a sweet boy too. Gerco is also quite gregarious.
u-u, the tag line for neuticals used to be "For Insecure Pets" which is horseshit, they are for insecure pet owners.
gordo, i couldn't say. Maybe you should buy some and find out.
egan, i wuves my kitties. Give in, resistance is futile.
crazymumma, pretty damned weird huh?
irrelephant, i am an experienced lolcats speaker. Sometime i am called in to translate for court cases.
patches, this bes alls yer fawlt. U got mes started.
jen, s'truth. I can swing 'em with the best.
Meow! the good thing is kitties love me. I treat them well and never direct my car in their direction.
Balls are just so, so, so yesterday. However, those country chic balls are rather charming.
I can't even imagine spending the money on getting my kitties a new set of balls. Your cats patchwork ones are about all they need.
Cheeze, everywhere I go there are changed blogs - new colors, new formats, all kinds of change. It's freaking me out.
I looked around our yard the other day and said loudly, "We have more balls than anyone on the planet." So, don't think you're so big or anything.
So round, so firm, so fully packed! Maggie can sure handle those balls, can't she?
egan, if you did head your car in their direction, i would come over and smack you.
womaninawindow, Balls are yesterday? Won't my husband be surprised?
say it, i agree that neuticals are a completely ridiculous product. Greco seems happy enough with these balls.
anne, did something change? I'll have to look. Are you claiming that you have more balls than me? Hah!
mona, maggie knows her way around balls.
I've never done that, but I've witnessed it many times. I don't get that mentality. I won't even straddle a dead animal with my car's four tires.
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