I am one of those people who leaves the shopping cart at the end of the aisle and darts around to get the things to put into it. I think it's faster and i can get around those people who feel the need to stop in the middle of the aisle and ponder the difference between Coke, Diet Coke, Coke Zero, Caffeine-Free Coke, Caffeine-Free Diet Coke, Cherry Coke, Vanilla Coke, Diet Vanilla Coke, Lime Coke, Diet Cherry Coke, Caffeine-Free Diet Cherry Coke, Diet Lime Coke and Classic Coke.
While i wish them well in figuring out which kind of complete crap to drink, i would like them to get the hell out of my way.
I do the same thing at Costco, leave my cart wherever and wend my way through the store like a cat weaving around ankles in a crowded room.
Yesterday i was all done shopping when i headed back to where my cart was waiting.
Where did i leave that cart?
Not here. Not here. Let's see, i was near the kegs o' soy sauce when i last saw it, right? Nope.
I spent about 10 minutes trying to find the damn thing and i never did.
I had to start all over.
Next i will be wandering the parking lot at the mall looking for my car all day,