Sunday, April 11, 2010

A brief thought

A conversation from The House of Meno last evening:

Me: (after the cat had just yawned in my face) Brown Cat has Kitty Breath!

a moment of silence...

Me: I suppose his breath is pretty good considering he never brushes his teeth.

The Mister: Maybe if i only ate cat food i could skip brushing my teeth!

another moment of silence...

Me: Yeah, and then you could skip sex too.

16 comments:

furiousBall said...

so it's kind of a win-lose situation

Mrs. Chili said...

Bwahahahaha! It always comes back to that one basic thing, doesn't it?

heartinsanfrancisco said...

LOLing here. How very Buddhist of you: When this is, that is. Or not, as the case may be.

Maggie said...

I love your label. Life is good when that happens...

you're so strict. I suppose you also require him to bathe regularly. Sheesh.

Dick said...

We keep trying to convince our cat, Peewee to not wake us before at least 6am. And we even have a coo-coo clock so she can count the coo-coos! But it still doesn't work. I'm sure The Mister will give up his idea of skipping the tooth brushing after that threat.

Kibble or Tuna? said...

There is a reason cats do not face their partners during sex....of course bipeds are less flexible, though more creative.

meno said...

furious, but think of what i'd save on food!

mrs. chili, it does indeed! Use the power i say.

hearts, cause > effect. It's very simple. :)

maggie, life is good when we are laughing.

dick, stupid cat! I know they can count too.

kibble!, um, are you referring to "kitty style"?

nick said...

But if he only ate cat food, he might grow fur and start leaping over fences....

Scott from Oregon said...

If you feed your cat mint in its catfood, you can help with your dog's breath too....

TaraDharma said...

hey, I believe that is pronounced, "kitt-hay" breath! Dog breath aint that much bettah.

Andrea Frazer said...

That was a good pussy joke.

colleen said...

Cat food breath is as bad as dog breath.

rebecca said...

Poor man....the stringent rules he has to live under. Man, you're tough! :)

egan said...

I'm pretty sure hygiene is overrated. Who wants a clean human being? This is the exact kind of logic that left me dateless throughout high school.

Wanderlust Scarlett said...

*can't breathe; laughing too hard*


Scarlett & Viaggiatore

Nezzy said...

Heeehehehe, ya gave this Ozark farm chick a badly needed laugh! I popped over from Mrs. 4444's and am so glad I did.

From the stormy hills and hollers of the Missouri, ya'll have a wonderfully blessed day!!!