Saturday, August 12, 2006

Dude! Party in 518

So, there's this big beach volleyball contest going on here this weekend. So the place is loaded with jocks and babes. Last night, about 10 pm, the Mister and i are sitting out on our balcony and the guys next door come out on their balcony. Here is some of their conversation:

Dude, we gotta score some more alcohol.

Hey there's those chicks down there. What are their names? Shit, i can't remember their names.

HEY GIRLS. YEAH, YOU. COME ON UP HERE. WE'VE GOT A PARTY HERE.

(Girls) WHAT?

ROOM 518. 5...1....8 WE"RE HAVING A PARTY. ROOM 518. WE'LL BE REAL NICE TO YOU.

Dude, what if they're ugly?

(The girls) HOW OLD ARE YOU?

AH....21. WE'RE ALL 21.

(Girls) HA! (they move on)

Maybe we should go down and meet them, i don't think they're gonna come up here. Man we gotta get some girls up here.

The mister and i look at each other. "It's gonna be a long night", we say. But actually, aided by some physical activity and a few glasses of wine, we sleep just fine.

So today, i am sitting down in front of the hotel, looking up. I see 5 very young guys hanging off the balcony next to our room. These two girls stop and stand next to me for a minute.

HEY GIRLS! COME ON UP HERE. IT'S A GREAT VIEW. ROOM 518. 5...1...8

I burst out laughing. Hope springs eternal. The girls roll their eyes and move on.

5 comments:

Lucia said...

For whatever reason, this reminds me of when I was camping and could hear a guy in a nearby tent say loudly, "Am I gonna get lucky tonight?" Ah, the spanky snarky stuff of youth.

urban-urchin said...

Teenage boys, if I recall, are all hormones wrapped up in a pimple.

Maggie said...

I was reading this and picturing neanderthall boys hanging out a cave entrance yelling, hey girls! Because really, men and boys have been pursuing women in this same way for so long and when, WHEN in history are they going to learn that it doesn't work? It doesn't does it?

bobealia said...

Thank goodness for the wine... and the exercise.

meno said...

You know, eventually they did get a couple of very young girls up to their room the next night. But i am happy to say that they were unable to "score any booze". Dude.