An Important Date!
Hooray HoorayFor the 8th of May,
Outdoor Sex
Begins Today!
Begins Today!
Celebrate as you will.....
(Hmm, the Mister is out of town. I wonder if any of the neighbors would help me out?)
Tuesday, May 08, 2007
Hooray HoorayCelebrate as you will.....
(Hmm, the Mister is out of town. I wonder if any of the neighbors would help me out?)
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Outdoor? Shudder. I contemplate turning up the heating. (Not the heat, the heating.)
Maybe I'll do it like I like my picnics. Pretend and do it indoors.
I have a secluded deck that is perfect for such outings.
As for the neighbors, good luck with that!
Uhhh, maybe if your neighbors are all those phallic pine trees!
I hadn't heard of that one before! How long do you think it will be before government agencies adopt it as a day off work type holiday? Of course that would be too late for me to benefit from it.
Excellent. I had no idea. I'll talk it over with my husband. I'm pretty sure he won't mind. Ha ha.
Have I missed something? Was there a memo that went out that someone forgot to send to me?Outdoor Sex begins today? Between Outdoor Sex Day and all of your phallic plants, you clearly live in a much more interesting neighborhood than I do.
I have no desire to display my large ass outdoors for all the freaking mosquitoes to feast on!
What kind of plant is that??
I swear I ran around the house looking at every calendar I have and not one of them had Outdoor Sex Day printed in the May 8th box. I must find out where you buy yours.
how come you get all the kewl plants that look like penises?
lucky girl....
susanne, pretending to be outdoors is completely acceptable, and more comfortable too!
qt, excellent. enjoy! :)
liv, OUCH!
dick, ha ha! Great question. Although with the Bush administration in power, i think there will be no celebration of sex.
maggie, it's my mission in life to spread joy and sunshine around the world.
lynn, this is a silly little poem that my parents used to say, after we became teenagers or older. I have no idea where it came from but it seems like a fine idea to me.
toni, nighttime, It's dark. No white ass on display. That is a pine tree. Those are the flowers that appear this time of year and make everyone miserable with the pollen.
joan, i don't know if this is a Hallmark sanctioned event. :)
mona. keep your eye open woman, they are there.
I once made the mistake of having outdoor sex by a pond which was apparently a breeding ground for very hungry mosquitoes who liked my ass as much as the fellah I was with.
Ah, youth.
Today, really!! I had no idea. We've been stuck in the kitchen. You mean we can head outside now?
I'm sure one of the neighbors would be more than happy to help you out.
I'm sure one of your neighbors would be more than willing to .. um.. rise to the occasion. :)
Peace,
~Chani
As if I needed an excuse. ;)
"Oh Hoooooop!"
this is exactly why i want to live in your neighborhood.
There is an official day for Outdoor Sex to begin?!?! How did I miss that date on the calendar?? I would be happy to celebrate with you...but Seattle and Connecticut aren't very close neighbors.
Listen, in some places you have MOSQUITOS. Or sand getting into the creases. Or a hard and sharp rock in the back. The outdoors can be highly over-rated.
de, see, you are lucious!
deb, head out now!
chani, ha hahaha. If only you could see my neighbors!
tink, right on woman!
jen, celebrate in your own neighborhood! C'mon, you can do it!
em, well if there ain't there should be. You also sound like you are in no shape to celebrate today. But be sure to take a rain check on it.
gary, That's why someone else is on the bottom!
That was something your PARENTS said? Wow, you have cool parents!
I just saw on Red Stapler that you will be at BlogHer! Woo hoo! Put me on your list of people who want to squeal and jump up and down when they meet you, 'kay?
Excuse me?
Meno, you got to stop showing off our penile-like plants. Too many people will move here.
Do you have hot neighbors you're not telling us about?
I guess I'm a lot more sheltered than I thought.
Oh well.
elizabeth, they had a few moments of coolness, very few. I think there will be much squealing and jumping up and down at blogher. What fun!
suebob, well it's time someone recognized this under-celebrated day.
egan, it didn't occur to me that this was penile, i just loved the colors. No hot neighbors, too bad!
sari, i guess this is more obscure than i thought.
Laura's & my first "encounter" was outdoors - but in July, not May. And as she's across the pond we'll not be celebrating this year.
I don't do that anymore, much less outside!
Found it!
www.nationaloutdoorintercourseday.com
Apparently this is big on northern university campuses.
You really need an obscene bird feeder, right?Have you listened to Jonathan Coulton?
"It's May! It's May! The lusty month of May! When all those ..." From Camelot musical sung by Julie Andrews...I sing it every May 8th!
Why the neighbors? Are you outta batteries??
hmmm....I'M out of town.
*shrug* When in Rome...
I'm tellin' ya I will never look at a plant the same way, thanks to you!!! And most of them look a whole lot better than what I have at home! Cece
What did you do with the rest of the dogs?
bob, how fun! And i'm sorry. :(
lee, sometimes that seems like a good option!
ortizzle, SEE! I'm not crazy! Thank you.
patches, i have not, but i will.
moi, "When every maid prays that her lad will be a cad!"
u-u, no, but it's more fun with a partner. Messier though.
nancy, save the thought and celebrate when you get home?
Cece, i love the colors on this pine flower.
hearts, ouch! They ran off.
DAMN IT to hell!!! I missed it.
Oh well, I celebrated naked gardening day at least.
you are truly an inspiration....
Now nobody wants to see that from my backyard! I hope your talking about flowers and bees and such.;)
will you be taking photos?
What?
You need some toys, not nasty neighbors.
gewels, well now you know for next year! :)
tdharma, i am glad to be able to provide you with a good role model.
kelly, why, of course!
mamap, nope, sex is not a public event, even when done outdoors.
bo, it just isn't the same though!
The thought of outdoor sex really takes me back to high school. And the 3 years after high school. Back when I was thin & gorgeous. Now, it would have to be nighttime, during a lunar eclipse.
Gorgeous photo.
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