A brief thought
A conversation from The House of Meno last evening:
Me: (after the cat had just yawned in my face) Brown Cat has Kitty Breath!
a moment of silence...
Me: I suppose his breath is pretty good considering he never brushes his teeth.
The Mister: Maybe if i only ate cat food i could skip brushing my teeth!
another moment of silence...
Me: Yeah, and then you could skip sex too.