Ewwwww

I was at the gym this morning, in the locker room. It's a big place and i often overhear other women's conversations. Today i heard one woman talking about her latest yeast infection. Well, okay, that happens. Then i hear this:

"Oh my god, the stuff coming out is like cottage cheese."

DEAR GOD WOMAN, i didn't need to know that. THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE IN HERE. Ewwww. Overshare.

To date, this is the grossest thing i have heard/seen in the locker room. This beats the saggy tits lady who stands naked in the mirror room doing her hair for 20 minutes. I mean, saggy tits are a fact of life, but i don't need to have them in full view, reflected in 7 mirrors.